Hollywood’s most well-endowed celebrities: Bill Hader, more


Big names, even bigger packages.

Rachel Bilson has cheekily revealed that she misses her ex-boyfriend Bill Hader’s “big d–k” — but he’s not the only celeb who is supposedly packing. He’s just the latest addition to Hollywood’s infamous D-list.

The 40-year-old “OC” alumnus made the dirty statement on an episode of her podcast “Broad Ideas” on Monday — adding her former flame’s name to a long list of supposedly hung Hollywood hunks.

Hader, 44, has now joined Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm, who are reportedly the same size in the downstairs division.

But today’s stars face serious competition from golden age icons like Charlie Chaplin, Milton Berle and Fatty Arbuckle, all of whom boasted bulging members, according to Old Hollywood lore.

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However, Pete Davidson is arguably the world’s most famous wealthy man, with ex Ariana Grande twitter in 2018 that the “SNL” cast member was in possession of a “about 10 inches” penis.

Rachel Bilson is pictured with ex-boyfriend Bill Hader at the 2020 Golden Globes. The actress’s raunchy revelation about Hader’s massive masculinity has led him to join a long list of hung Hollywood hunks.

The sexed singer quickly removed her raunchy reveal, but not before Davidson was soon associated with “NDE”. Its acronym, which stands for “Big Dk Energy,” has been defined as “the loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t have to tell anyone about it.”

Intrigue over Davidson’s dong was what initially attracted ex Kim Kardashian, who told People earlier this year, “I wasn’t even thinking, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m getting into a relationship with him.’ I just thought, ‘I heard about this NDE, I need to get out.’”

Davidson isn’t the only actor with a huge following, though — with several other loose-lipped ladies leaking the names of similarly hung Hollywood hotties.

In 2006, the aptly named Janice Dickinson boldly claimed that “Taken” star Liam Neeson had “the biggest penis of any living man.”

The former supermodel, now 67 years old, later doubled down on her claim, thirstily telling Star magazine in 2011, “It was like an Evian bottle fell out of his pants.”

“The earth shook,” she continued emphatically. “Oh my god, you don’t understand. I swallowed my tongue. I was so shocked. This was also long before he was famous.”

"Evian bottle:" Thirsty Janice Dickinson likened Liam Neeson's manhood to a drinking vessel.
“Evian bottle”: Thirsty Janice Dickinson likened Liam Neeson’s manhood to a drinking vessel.
"Sample:" Dame Judi Dench couldn't help but gushed over her "Casino royale" the co-star's huge asset.
“Monster”: Dame Judi Dench couldn’t help but gush about her “Casino Royale” co-star’s huge asset.
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Meanwhile, Dame Judi Dench told the Daily Star in 2006 that she caught sight of Daniel Craig’s penis on the set of their James Bond movie — and it was over 007 inches.

“It was an absolute monster,” the octogenarian, eight-time Oscar nominee shocked, before quickly adding, “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How rude of me!”

Craig, 54, is one of a number of other British heartthrobs who also brag about bulging members.

Victoria Beckham, 48, once boasted that her soccer star hubby David, 47, had a “big one,” raving in an interview: “It’s like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

David Beckham in one of his legendary underwear ads from 2013.
David Beckham in one of his legendary underwear ads from 2013.
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"Tractor exhaust pipe:" David Beckham has a huge member, according to his wife Victoria in love.
“Tractor exhaust pipe”: David Beckham has a huge member, according to his wife Victoria in love.

Meanwhile, Charlize Theron, 47, also spoke about her “Prometheus” co-star Michael Fassbender’s large penis, describing it as a “revelation” during a speech in 2012.

“I’m always available to work with it,” the actress joked kinky. The public certainly knew what Theron was talking about, with Fassbender, 45, showing off his impressive asset in the movie “Shame,” which hit theaters a year earlier.

“A Revelation”: Michael Fassbender showed off his penis in “Shame”, with the acquisition also impressing his “Prometheus” co-star Charlize Theron.
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Willem Dafoe, 67, has similarly been seen on celluloid showing off his extra-large penis when he went naked for a theater show in the 1980s. Footage of the full frontal moment has been making the rounds on the internet, and his one-time co-star Dana Delany has confirmed that Dafoe’s dong is just as impressive in real life.

Delany – who filmed a sex scene with Dafoe in the steamy ’90s thriller “Light Sleeper” – said the star got an erection on set.

“One line we had in our nude scene was ‘You’ve got quite an erection there.’ And it really was,” gushed Delany, 66.

"Hanged like a horse:" Jamie Foxx is one of the Hollywood names that are rumored to have a prominent package.
“Hung like a horse”: Jamie Foxx is one of the Hollywood names that supposedly has a prominent package.

Elsewhere, Jamie Foxx, 54, has also earned his place in the Hollywood hall of fame, with Garcelle Beauvais, the star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, speaking out about the gifted actor.

“He hung like a horse,” Beauvais, 55, revealed earlier this year. “It’s like ‘holy shit!'”

Foxx isn’t the only Oscar winner to hold another coveted trophy.

Jared Leto
“The helmet of the Praetorian Guard”: Oscar winner Jared Leto is said to have a bigger penis than any male porn star.

Adult entertainer Corina Taylor, 42, claimed she romped with Jared Leto, 50, in 2002, boldly saying: “I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I’ve ever had to work with. There is certainly a second career available to him if he ever finds himself without regular work.”

The late transgender actress Alexis Arquette — who died of a heart attack at age 47 after battling HIV for 29 years — once commented on Leto’s large penis, saying she slept with the star prior to her transition.

Arquette admitted to being impressed by what she saw, saying, “Not only is it huge, it’s like the helmet of a Praetorian Guard.”

Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, is also packing, according to 90s video vixen Bobbie Brown, who reportedly had contact with the “Titanic” heartthrob when he was in his early twenties.

“I unbuttoned his jeans and pulled down his boxers,” Brown, now 52, ​​wrote in her telltale 2013 tome “Dirty Rocker Boys.” “What I saw left me gasping. It made no sense. The boy put Tommy Lee to shame.”

“Made me gasp”: Leonard DiCaprio hides a gigantic penis, according to a loose-legged one-night stand.
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The drummer of Mötley Crüe posted a frontal naked selfie on Instagram last week.
The drummer of Mötley Crüe posted a frontal naked selfie on Instagram last week.

Indeed, 59-year-old Mötley Crüe musician Tommy Lee — whom Brown previously dated — is also widely known for his prominent package.

Last week, the raunchy rocker even posted a nude selfie showing off his huge asset on Instagram, captioning his Mötley member’s photo “Ooooopppsss”. It was quickly removed, but not before a discussion of “double standards” involving female nudist Britney Spears arose.

Meanwhile, a slew of other supposedly well-endowed stars are much more reserved and keep their genitals hidden.

Jon Hamm has been caught as a commando in paparazzi photos, sending female fans into a frenzy. However, the Emmy-nominated “Mad Men” and “The Morning Show” star wasn’t exactly thrilled with the wealth of conspiracy theories below the belt.

‘They’re not called ‘soldiers’ for nothing, I’m wearing pants, for God’s sake. Fire,” Hamm, 51, told Rolling Stone in 2019. “I mean, it’s not like I’m a lead miner. There are tougher jobs in the world — but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal… But whatever. I think it’s better than being called to the contrary.”

Jon Hamm has been seen as commando in paparazzi photos, sending female fans into a frenzy.
Jon Hamm has Reportedly has been seen as commando in paparazzi photos, leaving fans in a frenzy of conspiracy theories about, you know what.
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“Salvation” star James Woods, 75, has also been caught with a large bulge, with the actor once joking that his member was so long that he stuck the super-sized item to his ankle. Meanwhile, far from being a braggart, Justin Theroux, star of “The Leftovers,” said he had photos of to be bulge go viral felt “like someone is pulling your shorts down in public.” As he told Elle in 2016, “It looks like a compliment, but it’s more demeaning than anything else.”

Hanging out in Hollywood, however, is nothing new – with several classic movie stars said to have had hefty penises.

“Sun Valley Serenade” star Milton Berle – who died in 2012 at the age of 93 – was believed to have been blessed with a whopper after actress Jackée Harry, 66, compared his manhood to thoroughbred racehorse Seabiscuit.

Silent movie star Charlie Chaplin made noise in Tinseltown talking about his giant penis.
Silent movie star Charlie Chaplin made noise in Tinseltown talking about his giant penis.
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Meanwhile, silent movie star Charlie Chaplin made noise talking about his large penis, reportedly dubbed “the eighth wonder of the world.” The “Little Tramp” icon took that exaggerated rumor to the grave when he passed away in 1977 at the age of 88.

Fatty Arbuckle in 1922. Its infamous member is said to be a deadly weapon.
Silent movie star Fatty Arbuckle in 1922. His infamous member is said to be a deadly weapon.
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And it was rumored that disgraced star Fatty Arbuckle had a penis so large it could have caused the death of silent movie star Virginia Rappe at age 30.

The actress died in 1921 after a ruptured bladder and a second peritonitis. Arbuckle—who died in his sleep of a heart attack in 1933—was arrested amid tawdry headlines and tried for rape and manslaughter, before finally being acquitted in 1922.

However, some insiders were not convinced, claiming that “the delicate sparkler’s bladder had burst from Arbuckle’s gigantic penis.” Arbuckle died in 1933 at the age of 46.

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Christopher Brito is a social media producer and trending writer for The Valley Voice, with a focus on sports and stories related to race and culture.


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